Today we got our Christmas cards at work and I was talking to a couple of attorneys trying to decide what we should write on the inside to make them a little more personal. One of the attorneys found this online & I thought it was so funny. I'm going to start telling people to have a joyous winter solstice holiday rather than just saying "Merry Christmas."
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.
Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regards to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
1 comment:
Thats pretty great. I'll give those cards to all my pals at work. Good stuff.
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